Everett Sandwich

This is the chair that Mama salvaged from the side of the road and gave new life to...

This what Layne decided the cushions were good for...

Turning his little brother into a toddler sandwich...

Then Mama started taking pictures and Layne decided maybe he'd make a good sammie too...

Mama thinks they're both delicious.  Mmm-mmm.

Mouse Poop

Layne has deep thoughts when he's exhausted.  Take this conversation, for instance:

Layne to Mama, "Do mice poop?"

Mama replies, "Yes" and thinks to herself, "Where is this going?"

Layne again to Mama, "Do mice have trouble pooping?"

Mama answers, "No, I don't think so."

Layne..."Well, people have a hard time pooping when they eat a lot of cheese so I think mice must have trouble pooping because they eat LOTS of cheese."

Mama..."You may be right."